Being an introvert is no laughing matter. OK, it can be sometimes. Here is a faux business card ... Well, maybe not entirely faux. It would definitely come in handy at parties. Or other places you don't want to be. On second thought, don't go anywhere; just keep one by the door in case anybody comes over. Actually, you probably don't need this. It's not even a real business card; it's a refrigerator magnet.