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Midlife Crisis Long Apron

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Midlife Crisis Long Apron
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When the barbecue sauce starts splattering our extra-long cotton twill aprons come in handy. It has two side pockets to keep your important grilling utensils handy, or to just hold your belongings while you play grill master. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it and unleash your creativity!

  • Dimensions: 30"l x 24"w
  • Made from a 35/65 cotton-poly twill blend
  • Machine washable
  • Made in U.S.A.
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Midlife Crisis Long Apron
KarmaCat has changed his diet and playing habits too and has been kicking kitty litter all over the box. Thinks that flatulence is socially acceptable and offering magic beans but only three at a time to friends and unsuspecting strangers…”You…three magic beans…want’m!!!!!!” Oh yeah maybe a midlife cat crisis and uncertain about cat life in general and been reading Jack and the Beanstalk…tried to make a hen lay golden eggs and can’t explain the stash of golden coins…meowing “Fee!..Fie!..Foe!..Fum!” Strutting and limping around like King Lear…hum this can only lead to tragedy…in the meantime some tuna might be in order except KarmaCat will only eat them magic beans three at time…meowing “it’s been fun gotta fart and run!!!!! Karma is gonna catch up with KarmaCat if that silly fleabag doesn’t stop fart’n around. Sometimes fairy tales do come true but not at the flick of the feline fantasy fancy just snapping the old tail…or a midlife crisis.
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