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PINK Beer is too much! Long Apron


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Size: Long Apron

When the barbecue sauce starts splattering our extra-long cotton twill aprons come in handy. It has two side pockets to keep your important grilling utensils handy, or to just hold your belongings while you play grill master. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it and unleash your creativity!

  • Dimensions: 30"l x 24"w
  • Made from a 35/65 cotton-poly twill blend
  • Machine washable
  • Made in U.S.A.
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PINK Beer is too much! Long Apron
Check it out! Do you see that hot chick over there? No not that one, the other hot chick behind her and to the right. No not that one, the one two dudes over and down three barstools. Oh, anyway dude what I'm tryin' to tell you about is this new brew. It's PINK. It tastes great I'm tellin' you due. I can dig it! It even tastes PINK. Dude, you've gotta try this PINK brew, it blows away yellow beer and even green beer. You can go back to your green beer right after you've tried it but I'll bet you won't. You can hide your PINK beer in your green beer mug if you want to, I won't tell. I'm tellin' you Dude this stuff is, like, Festerrific or somethin', and smoooooth. Dig it, groovy, cool, far out, right on, outta sight hot, oh, I love your mug baby, and your face, too much and other such nonsense and what not. (Editor's Note: If you would care to compose an alternate ending for this product description, please do. Post it to the Comment Wall and a Little Green Man will read it and also deal with it in an appropriate manner. Here's one suggestion submitted by one of our interns. We have questions about its origins: Miss Bearol PINK Hair Color Beer Commercial_Me Mudduh is a Blue-Haired beauty. Thanks to Miss Bearol Blue-Hair Color her hair doo looks oh so natural. I've been told and I've often heard it said that I've only one life to live, so they say, so I say let me live it as a PINK-Hair. Thanks to Miss Bearol PINK-Hair Color Beer I can have PINK Hair and drink it too. You know Dodo; I don't think we're in Arkansas anymore. Hey, are you guys sure I'm supposed to read that line? Ask my Bear Dresser? What? The part of Miss Bearol was played by Fester the OktoBear. Thank you for your patience and for humoring me.) LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2011 Marti J Hughes
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