Born in January 8, 1973, it's rumored that Nicolas Caesar was born from Elvis and a carnival performer named Ug Ug the fish girl. He learned how to draw by helping the carnies with their "Will work 4 food" signs. After catching the eye of the carnival owner with his cardboard portrait titled "I'm dead inside" - he was quickly recruited to paint the spookhouse attraction and worked there as a part-time mummy.
Years later he was thrown out of the carnival for sexually assaulting various stuffed animal prizes and cotton candy equipment. Alone, he walked the Earth solving various mysteries, fighting crime and giant monsters. He also painted a lot.