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Space Cowboyanapolis 500-Completely Over The Moon! T-Shirt

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Space Cowboyanapolis 500-Completely Over The Moon! T-Shirt
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Adult S35 - 37 in
(88.9 - 93.98 cm)
29 - 31 in
(73.66 - 78.74 cm)
35 - 37 in
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17.5 in
(44.5 cm)
28.25 in
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40 - 42 in
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20 in
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28.5 in
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Adult L43.5 - 45.5 in
(110.49 - 115.57 cm)
37.5 - 39.5 in
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43.5 - 45.5 in
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21.75 in
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29.5 in
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Adult XL47 - 49 in
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41 - 43 in
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47 - 49 in
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23.5 in
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31 in
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51 - 53 in
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25.5 in
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32 in
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48.5 - 50.5 in
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54.5 - 56.5 in
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27.25 in
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32.5 in
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Adult 4X58.5 - 60.5 in
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52.5 - 54.5 in
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58.5 - 60.5 in
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29.25 in
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33 in
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Adult 5X62 - 64 in
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56 - 58 in
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62 - 64 in
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31 in
(78.7 cm)
35.5 in
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Adult 6X69 - 71 in
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69 - 71 in
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34.5 in
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Style: Men's Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark color t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it wears well on anyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it to make it uniquely yours!

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Space Cowboyanapolis 500-Completely Over The Moon! T-Shirt
Ladies and gentlemins...FIRE 'EM UP! The annual running of the SPACE RACE of the Moon Men and Women with the BIG FEET has arrived again and will be blasting off from the Junkyard this week-end. It's Moon Shot Time again! The Space Cowboyanapolis 500, once known as the race of the Richy Rockets, has been wrestled away from the million-billion-trillion-bZillionaires and completely taken over and redone and redone right. Privateers from every strata of the economic spectrum will be competing against each other as well as against the Octillion Aires for the coveted Jug. Since the discovery of the potential of the Geenerk Reactor, the latest iteration of the GNU/Q/LER Par9 Family of Stella power plants produced by Flying Objects Research And Development of Cydonia Mensae, Mars, the ability to field a competitive Race Ship or eight Race Ships, for that matter, has been opened up to practically everyone. So many have shown up in the last decade, in fact, that QualiFlying Week is now QualiFlying Month and the race venue has had to be moved three times already to accommodate all of the Race Stars and their Race Ships, Officials, Venders, and last but first, the Race Going Public. Starting way back in the day in Bear, Delaware and all the way up until the reconstitution, the race then move to nearby Montauk, New York. When that proved to be a BONEHEAD MOVE by everyone concerned the race then traveled west to Chicago, Illinois where... well we won't talk about that will we? No, I think not. Anyway, that brings us to The Junk Yard! It's perfect! A Texas size Racing venue for a Texas size Race, and the people of Bigfoot couldn't be nicer. Everybody who has ever attended a Space Cowboyanapolis 500 Race in its new digs comes away raving about how this is THE best location that they've ever had for the Race. They've had to print T-shirts that read: "What were you thinkin' anyway, waitin' so long to get a move on?” The women are especially in love with Bigfoot "on account that a WOMAN WON the very first Space Cowboyanapolis 500 ever run out of Bigfoot, Texas" and she was the very first woman to take the checkered flag in the history of the race. This year seventy-five women have qualiflyied to compete for the cup, or I should say the Golden Milk Jug as it called, probably because that is what it is, a gold plated milk jug with all the names and faces of all the winners from years past engraved upon it. There are still many gZooglinares who qualifly and race but not nearly as many win as when the big make-over came. Since the very beginning of the Cowboyanapolis written in the Official Race Rules it has stated that if you could qualifly then you could race, no ifs, ands, or buts. So one day along comes this meese-grunkey who pulls the business end off of a vehicle that has just been turned in for salvage, he "machines" up and "glues" on some "dynamics" he's had in the back of his head for like forever and when he's done he fires the puppy up well, it was a secret for about one second what his little Junk Yard Special could do. Everybody in the northern hemisphere and many in the southern hemisphere saw and/or heard him launch that day. He flew till he had had his fill for one day and a half and then he landed his baby, not back at his place but in Delaware. He had no money whatsoever but he filled out their nineteen hundred and forty-seven umpteen forms and he then qualiflyed and for the pole position. When Race Day came he led the entire 500 circum-polar figure eight sort-of shaped laps 'round the Earth and the Moon easily taking the checkered flag in record Space-Time. The heat shields were still glowing blue-white when everyone began pouring over what made his Race Ship perform as she could. The "dynamics" were really quite something indeed and improvements upon them have given rise to thousands more "dynamics", but it was the melding of those "dynamics" with the lowly Geenerk Reactor he had yanked from the Junker is what turned a lemon into a diamond. The Race was ON! Junk yards were picked clean of every grocery getter, golf cart, secretaries special, sedan, coupe, commuter, econo-box and emergency-spare vehicle as well as any sheet metal that just so happened to be lying around. The number of Driver and Vehicle Registrations for the Cowboyanapolis 500 quintupled overnight and the number of Race Ships firing a Geenerk Reaction went from one single vehicle to over 98% of all vehicles. Of the four hundred and twenty-eight Specials which have qualiflyed for this years race only twenty-one are powered by a Stellavator other than a Geenerk and only one is powered by a propulsion system which was not produced by Flying Objects Research And Development. Only Race Officials have been allowed anywhere near that one particular Race Ship. The secrecy surrounding the craft and the persistent rumor that the craft is being sponsored by some kind of Weather Balloon Mogul has a lot of the more seasoned drivers and sponsors raising red flags. The answer to any question about it is always the same. It is described as a revolutionary design, it is experimental, and it qualiflyed. It is beyond beyond top secret and any questions beyond that, don’t ask. The driver qualflyed for one of the top forty positions so there is something to be said for that with which cannot be argued. The Race Festivities actually begin the evening before the Official Festivities are scheduled to begin. There is dining and dancing all 'round the town and around the many, many pit towns which spring up from the surrounding areas in the weeks leading up to the race. On Race Day the Fans are as awake as they can be after all of the Unofficialness that went on long into the night the night before. The STARTING CANNON is lit at 8:08:08AM as is the tradition for the race. If you were not fully awake before the candle was lit then the loud report from the first one-third to one-half of the CANNON FIRING Shirley will most certainly awaken you. If not, do not worry your silly little head because you will not hear the final one-half to two-thirds of the CANNON FIRING, or even yourself thinking for that matter, for a week and a half, oh, and grab hold of your stomach and your hat. There is really no word or words that have ever been offered up that do justice to describing the sight and the SOUND of the start of the race. The closest that anyone has ever come, and evens still it falls far short if you ask anybody who has been there and experienced that moment, is BAH-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH! Everyone on the ground walks around in circles for a minute or so bumping into walls, wondering what just happened and then they settle in for the absolute greatest race ever conceived, by Earthlings anyway. The Moon Men and Moon Women competing in the race must be the first to complete 500 laps. A lap consists of going over the Moon, coming up from under the southern polar region of the Moon, heading back to go over the Earth, coming up from under the southern polar region the Earth, and then starting the next lap. The course is limited to the respective widths of the "Arctic and Antarctic circles" of the Earth and the Moon with the considerable narrowing which occurs whenever the driver is Moon bound. Drivers who violate this invisible boundary are immediately disqualiflied; their power plants are automatically reduced to emergency impulse thruster only mode and Tractor Beam Tugs are dispatched to whisk the Race Ship and Driver away to a safe distance from the race. Drivers may elect to remain with their vehicles till the completion of the race, when all power to their ships are restored or they may wish to be taken to one of the numerous Cigar Ship Cruise Liners full of Race Fans watching the race or they might opt to be taken back to their Pit back in or near Bigfoot. They could even ask to be taken to the Space Open Wheel or to Mars Castle Base on the dark side of the Moon. The awards ceremony will take place immediately following the completion by any one of the four hundred and twenty-eight Drivers of 500 laps. The scramble is then on to return to Bigfoot to partake in the celebrations. The Golden Milk Jug will be presented to the winner of this year's race in the newly completed Winner's Rhombus after it quickly became apparent that the seven year old Winner's Circle would not be large enough of venue in the very near future to handle the immense crowds which have been attending the past few years. The Winner's Rhombus has also been relocated right to the center of Beautiful Downtown Bigfoot, albeit with a very special zoning designation as a Junk Yard Satellite property. At the presenting of the Jug the Corks will Pop and Carbonated EggNog will be worn by all. To get your tickets for this year’s race or for hotel and motel reservations be sure to call the Bigfoot Tourism Bureau right away. Not really. Please don't bother anybody in Bigfoot, Texas. They probably have a very nice quiet little town and they'd like to keep it that way. That may be why they named their town Bigfoot. Who knows? Long story shorts now available on isle five. What? Earth's Moon - Apollo 11. Image Courtesy: NASA/JPL/Caltech. The photograph of the full Moon was taken from Apollo 11 during its trip back to Earth. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2010 Marti J. Hughes
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