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The Gnarlies of Gnarlington T-Shirt


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The Gnarlies of Gnarlington T-Shirt
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Style: Men's Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark color t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it wears well on anyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 6’2” and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Tagless label for comfort
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold
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The Gnarlies of Gnarlington T-Shirt
Here's the story 'bout some lovely ladies, who were diggin' on each other's gnarly bones. They were two girls with lots of lovers, but they were all alone. Here's the story 'bout a man named Charlie, rest assured he's one completely gnarly dude. He said gnarltender: a gnarly bayba, shaken, rocks, make it a double, hold the 'tude. That's when Charlie hooked-up with the gnarly ladies, and with Alice who was making up the room, till the gnarlyman done did moon Alice and then he loudly shouted-out the words Bam Zoom! The words Bam Zoom, the words Bam Zoom, and then he loudly shouted-out Bam Zoom, and Winning, and Duh, and Bring it, and BRRRING, BRRRING, BRRRING, Bring it! D'ya want me to get that? You don't get it, do you? I paint on velvet, bro. My canvas? Its on the record player. My paint? Its in my mouth. Do you see this straw? Blowin' in, spin to win, turn, crush it. Elves have left the building. Duh? Winning. I'm just the lead gnarlydawg, the one who's out front, the one in the lime light, the one you can see. Gnarlington is chock full of gnarly dudes and gnarly dudettes that you can't see. Take it from me they're legion and backin' me and not you. In my briefcase? A fresh pair of rockin' briefs. Duh! Winning! Me and the ladies, the baybas? We're two and a half, a couple three gold warlocks and we're bare. Winning! Duh! Double Duh! They're not really warlocks but they're not witches either, unless they themselves choose to be. Then look out! You'll have to ask them, if you dare. I'm powered by 110% awesome pure unleaded sober valley lodge tiger blubber fire water. I can hear the voices in that other guy's head. Turn it down or Bring it! Duh? I have the rock star life style and you're not. You know I'm Gnarls Gnarlington but who are you? I can stand on the side of this planet and not fall over and not fall off and you know I know you know I know it. Winning! Hello. Duh. Bring, BRRRING, Bring it! D'ya wanna get that. That's enough for this installment. You can't handle much more of me. Believe me, I know when to stop. I will be back soon, though, because I wouldn't want you to have to go through withdrawals. You'd be wigging. Duh! Catch me on the web and you'll be winning. $$$ always adds a nice sheen. Bring it. Unintelligible... LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2011 Marti J Hughes
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