University of Burpology Adult Apron
You are a gentleman and a scholar. And a world class BURPER, thanks to your esteemed alma mater, The University of Burpology.
For anyone considering a career in professional burping, or those who simply wish to hone their natural burping virtuosity, The U of B is universally known as the only serious choice.
Of course, like any big university logo-wear, even if you never attended, you can still show your school spirit by buying plenty of University of Burpology stuff for you, your friends, and fellow burping enthusiasts everywhere.
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