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Yes, I'm Retired, No, I Don't Babysit Tote Bag

4.6 out of 5 stars rating
6690 Total Reviews
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Design your own tote bag to haul your belongings in style! Available in multiple sizes to fit all your lugging needs, these bags are made of 100% natural material and can be customized with your favorite pictures and text for the perfect gift or casual accessory. Versatile, trendy, and durable, this custom tote means you'll always look fashionable!

  • Dimensions: 15.75"l x 15.25"w
  • Material: 4.75 oz. 100% cotton
  • Cotton handles with stress point reinforced stitching
  • Choice of 5 handle colors
  • Print on both sides for a small upcharge
  • Recommended care instructions: Hand wash cold. Do not bleach. Lay flat to dry. Do not iron.

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Yes, I'm Retired, No, I Don't Babysit Tote Bag

Yes, I'm Retired, No, I Don't Babysit Tote Bag

You've clocked out for good—and you're not on call for diaper duty. 😎👜 The “Yes, I’m Retired, No, I Don’t Babysit” tote bag is the ultimate carryall for retirees who love their freedom and aren't afraid to say it. Whether you’re off to brunch, the beach, or a guilt-free solo shopping trip, this bold bag makes your boundaries clear—with humor and flair. ✔️ Spacious, sturdy, and perfect for errands, travel, or just making a statement ✔️ A hilarious and useful gift for newly retired teachers, coworkers, or fabulous grandparents ✔️ Personalize it with your name. Because you’ve earned your freedom—and you're carrying it in style. 🛍️ Customize yours today and let the world know: retirement is for YOU.

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4.6 out of 5 stars rating6.7K Total Reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Sasha L.September 22, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Budget Tote
I like this bag, it's lightweight can hold a good bit of stuff and it's washable. The print is as seen in store.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Andy B.October 6, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Budget Tote
Zazzle Reviewer Program
The bag turned out so nice! This was a gift for a friend and she loved it. She is going to school to be a vet tech. There is not a lot of gifts out there for future vet techs/vet techs. The printing made the bag look like it was done by a professional.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By K.October 18, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Budget Tote
Zazzle Reviewer Program
The minute I spotted this item I knew I HAD to order these for my daughter's wedding for the Hotel Goodie Bags since the wedding was held at a vineyard. The quality is great and they were a little bigger than I expected but worked out and will be useful to the recipients to tote their books, papers, lunch etc for future use. The picture shows what we put inside to welcome our hotel guests. I was very satisfied with the printing on the tote and I liked I was able to choose the font and size for the bag.

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Product ID: 256741091880773384
Created on: 8/1/2025, 4:25 PM
Rating: G