12/21/2012(-) Inversion Version-Basic Dark T-shirt

O.M.G. I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo scared. December 21st, 2012 is coming up as fast as an asteroid that you don't see until it's already gone by. What on Earth is going to happen when that day arrives? Are the polar bears going to flip everyone the bird when the poles shift?. Is the calender seven years off? Oh, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Or is it only four years off? Oh, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Am I going to have to start digging right now in order to be a safe enough depth underground to keep from getting burned by the solar flare direct hit? Will I get stuck with a warehouse full of 12212012 t-shirts? Forget that last question. Anyway, where was I, oh yeah. Eleven days later will the date be 1/1/2013? Oh, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I sure do hope that I dig in a spot that happens to become an island when the ocean inundates the mainland. I wonder if I can get the internets down there. Maybe if I rig up a series of mirrors I can get it to work. I think I can do that pretty easily. I'll only have to stay down there a few days anyway. At least that's what they say. Or was that the length of time required to survive the alien attack? I always get those two mixed up. Anyway, my fifteen years supply of freeze dried food arrived today and I am stoked. Well, time's a wasting. Now where did I hide that shovel? LLLLL Copyright (C) 2010 Marti J. Hughes