About this item * CARD'S INSIDE GREETING READS - Except maybe a dentist.* *5 out of 5 dentists agree. Happy Halloween! Cover says: I don't think anyone could love Halloween more than we do! - The trick or treat horde is on the march. Fun and exciting, this card features kids dressed in scary and spooky costumes. * SIZE - This 4.63 x 6.75 inch Happy Halloween greeting card features a really funny inside message. Dentist visits for some kids are real life nightmares. Here's a card that's a constant reminder not too eat too much candies unless they want to meet the Dentist and his tools of tooth decay. * HALLOWEEN CARD - Give this card to your dentist as Happy Halloween greeting card. Your dentist will surely laugh out loud when they read this hilarious notecard. Make this card extra special by pairing it with lovely treats such as candies, cookies or pasty. Pen a simple and sweet appreciation message to complete it. * The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional); Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material * Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada