About this item * INSIDE GREETING: "Have a Happy Thanksgiving, no exceptions!" COVER - I'm only having protein. Sweet potatoes, hold the marshmallows. Dark meat is okay on keto, right? I hope there's no butter in the stuffing. Green bean casserole doesn’t count as carbs. Does it? I can't have cranberry sauce. Sugar. Are those mashed potatoes or cauliflower? * CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. * USE - The perfect, Humorous card for writing Thanksgiving wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men, women, wife, husband, and friends. * SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact! * AWARD WINNING BRAND - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non humor division - is an award winning, national brand. We’re an American based, family owned, stationery publisher and a member of the Greeting Card Association.