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80 Better Than Alternative 80th Funny Birthday Q80 Card

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Size: 5.5" x 7.5"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5.5" x 7.5" (portrait); 7.5" x 5.5" (landscape)
  • High quality, full-color, full-bleed printing on both sides
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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80 Better Than Alternative 80th Funny Birthday Q80 Card

80 Better Than Alternative 80th Funny Birthday Q80 Card

Funny 80th Birthday Goth Grunge Lettering Gift Collection. Know someone about to celebrate a 80th birthday, who's feeling a bit depressed about it? This goth themed tee with its grunge lettering and a skull zero with its dark humor: Better than the alternative - is a sarcastic way to let 'em know...hey...look at the bright side! All text is customizable, so you can change the sentiment or birthday year if you need to.
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating310 Total Reviews
281 total 5-star reviews15 total 4-star reviews5 total 3-star reviews3 total 2-star reviews6 total 1-star reviews
310 Reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Richard R.January 27, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
great card. sturdy, good print quality, lots of interesting designs to select from. The addition of uploading my photos adds a very personal touch.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By D.July 13, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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I am glad to have had the opportunity to add my input to make it just right. The printing is excellent, just as I expected!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By AnonymousFebruary 24, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 6.5" x 8.75", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
Beautiful bright color, I was disappointed that it wasn’t a card that opens. It was just a flat single paper. It may have been my fault. I could have missed that note while ordering. But my friend loved it and thought it was so special. .

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Product ID: 161508863053598926
Created on: 9/12/2014, 8:11 AM
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