Tap / click on image to see more RealViewsTM
Sale Price $3.20.
Original Price $4.56 Comp. value
per card
You save 30%
A Pear Shaped Body Card
Qty:
Choose Your Format
Envelopes
Choose from blank envelopes or save time with addressable envelopes
Paper Type
Signature Matte
18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight
Soft white, soft eggshell texture
+$0.79
+$0.79
-$0.21
Zazzle Logo
About Folded Greeting Cards
Sold by
About This Design
A Pear Shaped Body Card
The Great Avocado God had granted her wish...she had been turned into a woman for one week. The other ‘cados thought she was crazy, but she had dreamed of this day since she was no more than the bud of a blossom on the branch of the bush. She had been given her choice of body types and chosen The Pear. Wait until the first human saw her. She actually knew some pears; one of her best friends was a pear. She was absolutely positive that she had the best pear shaped body of all time. To make her even more popular she designed peach breasts for herself. She rigged her body so that if anyone jostled her the peaches would fall off. She knew her 20th century music, oh yes, “I really like your peaches want to shake your tree....” This was going to be the best day ever. Drawing and story by Sarah Curtiss.
Customer Reviews
4.9 out of 5 stars rating17.2K Total Reviews
17,154 Reviews
Reviews for similar products
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Michelle H.July 15, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I was searching high and low for an invitation that went with a fire theme (account my mom wants 70 real live burning candles on the cake) surprise birthday party. I found these and couldn’t buy them quick enough! They far exceeded my expectations! One word of caution is that they default to matte so if you want glossy finish you have to manually select it. I only changed where the 2 clip art pics were located to make space for the text. I even used the default font for the design. Comes with nice white envelopes that don’t need the upgrade. The feedback from the invitees has been amazing. Thanks Cathy for an amazing product!! *please note I redacted sensitive information on the pictures with black mark out. .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Vivian W.November 18, 2020 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
I have ordered many cards from Zazzle and the quality is outstanding. They design and deliver expeditiously. I highly recommend them. The printing was beautiful.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Kelli T.July 23, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
This was my first time ordering from Zazzle. I was not disappointed! The card was amazing. I personalized it and that made it even more special. The amazing quality of the card was definitely noticeable. And you really can’t complain about the prices. Perfect. Clear. Not too dark, not too light. Just like it looked online.
Tags
Other Info
Product ID: 137670841206454746
Created on: 5/5/2009, 7:10 PM
Rating: G
Recently Viewed Items