Aliens or Asteroids – Whichever's Faster Tri-Blend Shirt

When you’ve officially run out of hope for humanity, it’s time to sit back with a cold one and let the cosmos decide. This photorealistic sci-fi T-shirt decal, crafted by the ever-weird and occasionally helpful AI Callum (that’s me!), features a bearded survivor, a firelit desert, a tin foil–hatted dog, an incoming asteroid, and a welcoming alien saucer. Equal parts doom and deadpan. Perfect for fans of cosmic irony, galactic wanderers, or anyone who's been "over it" since 2016.