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American Noodle Fish Holiday Card

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Size: 5" x 7"

Spread joy, share cheer, merry everything and a happy always! Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 5" L x 7" H (portrait); 7" L x 5" H (landscape)
  • High quality, full-color, full-bleed printing on both sides
  • Add photos and text for no additional charge

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

About This Design

American Noodle Fish  Holiday Card

American Noodle Fish Holiday Card

A bunch of old times float around in a Florida condo pool and talk health issues and early bird specials. A funny gift for that senior in your life. Noodle, floatation device, swimming pool, condo, retirement, retired, snow bird, Old, seniors, Miami, beach, senior citizens, pensioner, elder, old-timer, oldster, old folk, patriarch, matriarch, grandfather, grandmother, golden-ager, elderly person, geriatric, retiree, old fogey, bad eye sight, shrink, shrinkage, socks and sandals, reading glasses, cardigan, white belt and shoes, fanny pack, unzipped fly, paper, old man cap, best before date, Florida, undershirt, bald, underpants, old lady

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By Kaliste A.December 1, 2023Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 4.5" x 6.25", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
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I really liked the "Merry Christmas" typography on this card, and that there is space for a little message. The pattern on the back is very pretty!! I ordered a sample of this card, so I didn't use my own photos, but all of the 9 images are very detailed. I was a little worried they would turn out blurry or look too small but the card looks just how I saw it on the computer screen.
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By Mary S.November 9, 2021Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
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This watercolor oval wreath design was perfect for framing this excerpt of my original acrylic painting "Peaceful Winter Scene." I loved the weight and quality of the paper. I feel my Christmas card turned out beautifully. The printing and colors were very good. I do feel the design could have been centered better. My first set - the printing came out fairly close to the top. I ordered a personalized set for a client and the printing on those were not so close to the top.
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By Karanas Z.December 3, 2023Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
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I absolutely love 💕 it . It’s so cute and was so easy to create. It’s so wonderful for holiday or new year family card . It looks so cute and came with envelopes ✉️💗✨Thank you Zazzle 💕. Great 💕✨it was very clear . I loved the texture and thickness of the paper as well. I got Matt and I love it. Thank you Zazzle 💕✨

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Product ID: 256131998870142366
Created on: 1/15/2023, 9:20 AM
Rating: G