Anti-Politics Patriotic T-Rex Bottle Opener

Tired of politics? Exhausted by all the left-wing, right-wing drama? Enter the T-Rex, the ultimate political dinosaur in red, white, and blue! With stars across his body and a fierce silhouette, this T-Rex is here to remind everyone that sometimes, it’s all a little prehistoric. Is he Republican? Democrat? Who cares? He’s just as likely to eat a donkey and an elephant for breakfast and call it a balanced diet. This patriotic dino is a hilarious way to bring a little humor to election season. Show off your “political party mascot” and keep everyone guessing while you steer clear of the political debates. With his bold stripes and unapologetic stance, this T-Rex says everything we’re all thinking—sometimes politics is better left to the dinosaurs!