This bold card makes a strong statement with confidence and humor. A bright red background fills the design, setting a passionate tone right away. Centered in white, hand-drawn style lettering is the message, “I LOVE YOU AS MUCH ♡ AS I HATE VALENTINE’S DAY.” The contrast between the red and white makes the words easy to read and impossible to ignore. The heart symbol slipped into the sentence adds a touch of sweetness that balances the sarcastic edge. The lettering feels personal and relaxed, as if written just for the recipient. This card blends honesty, affection, and wit, making it perfect for someone who loves deeply but isn’t sold on Valentine’s Day clichés.