Arnold's toe jam! K'Barthan invective pin or badge

If you are into things K'Barthan why not enhance your attire with a subtle yet ... not so subtle fashion statement with this attractive Hamgee University Press K'Barthan invective badge. Complete with sweary quote from our faviourite alternative version of earth's favourite hero, The Pan of Hamgee. Said quote, in this case, being, 'Arnold's toe jam!' Wear your badge proudly and watch peoples' bemused faces as they wonder what in the name of Pete it is about. Treat yourself to the colour or black and white versions. Feel smug at getting a joke that hardly anyone else in the world does. Be edgy and hip* and set trends you didn't even know were there. *OK, this will never be edgy and hip but it's ... different. You have to give it that. Note: If you don't know what this is about, go to hamgee.co.uk/books.html and help yourself to one of the free stories.