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Asparagus Assassin — Funny Vegetable Silent Ninja T-Shirt
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Basic Dark T-Shirt
-$1.30
+$9.40
Color & Print Process
Brown
Vivid Printing: White Underbase
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Asparagus Assassin — Funny Vegetable Silent Ninja T-Shirt
Tall. Thin. Absolutely silent. The Asparagus Assassin crouches
in shadow ambush holding a long needle-thin sword with
dark olive wraps. Dark green, deep black, mysterious vintage feel.
Perfect for:
- Asparagus lovers
- Silent ninja fans
- Anyone who moves without making a sound
Customer Reviews
4.7 out of 5 stars rating31.9K Total Reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wore adult large and 5’9”, 110# female wore adult medium . Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Grandma wore adult large with long sleeve shirt underneath. Tall girl adult medium. Dark haired male adult large. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wearing adult large and female wearing adult medium. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back. They printed random cupcake image I downloaded from internet with no problems! Looked perfect! Front design was stock from zazzel.
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Product ID: 256149798313285484
Created on: 4/1/2026, 2:35 AM
Rating: G
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