This greeting card has a bright yellow border around a white center, keeping the look simple and direct. At the top, the card says “BE MY VALENTINE” in black, all-caps letters that look like plain printed type. In the middle there’s a large red heart with small black eyes and a frowning mouth, like a sad emoji face. The heart’s expression feels annoyed but still kind of cute, like it’s teasing someone it cares about 💘. Near the bottom, it adds “YOU MASSIVE IDIOT” in the same black, all-caps printed lettering, which makes the joke land. The red, black, and white colors stand out clearly against the yellow frame, giving the whole design a sharp, funny contrast ❤️. It’s a great pick for couples or close friends who show love through teasing, so go ahead and share the affection this Valentine’s Day 😘.