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Be My Valentine Idiot Card

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

About This Design

Be My Valentine Idiot Card

Be My Valentine Idiot Card

This greeting card has a bright yellow border around a white center, keeping the look simple and direct. At the top, the card says “BE MY VALENTINE” in black, all-caps letters that look like plain printed type. In the middle there’s a large red heart with small black eyes and a frowning mouth, like a sad emoji face. The heart’s expression feels annoyed but still kind of cute, like it’s teasing someone it cares about 💘. Near the bottom, it adds “YOU MASSIVE IDIOT” in the same black, all-caps printed lettering, which makes the joke land. The red, black, and white colors stand out clearly against the yellow frame, giving the whole design a sharp, funny contrast ❤️. It’s a great pick for couples or close friends who show love through teasing, so go ahead and share the affection this Valentine’s Day 😘.

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By Connie M.January 21, 2022Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Creator Review
As a designer, I love the quality of the fine paper Zazzle uses. The matte eggshell stock is heavy, feels great in the hands, and shows someone you really care to send the best. Zazzle printing does beautifully saturated color with no bleed-through on their quality card stocks.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Cute card for pumpkin spice latte fans! The printing quality is great!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Bought it for my girlfriend. The quality seems nice . The quality of printing is satisfying.

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Product ID: 256396371746522434
Created on: 1/14/2026, 6:09 AM
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