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Because Murder Is Wrong Funny Cat Retro Christmas Roasted Coffee

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Blend/Origin: Flathead Valley Blend

Savor the smooth and velvety texture of this bold brew, and experience the perfect balance of sweetness and depth. Whether you enjoy light floral coffees, dark French roasts, or something in between, we have a coffee for every palate.

  • All coffee produced in the Pacific Northwest, USA
  • Certified as specialty coffee by Specialty Coffee Association (Q-Grade of 80+)
  • Average shipping date of ~10 days from roast date ensuring peak freshness
  • All-over printing giving full control over the entire exterior packaging
  • Small batch roasting to ensure quality
  • Available in Whole Bean or Pre-Ground (with no extra charge!)
  • Distributed by: Roastify LLC, Bend OR, 97702
  • Coffee Net Weight: 12oz (340g)

Store coffee in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to preserve freshness and aroma. Once opened, seal the bag by closing the locking flap to prevent the coffee from being exposed to oxygen.

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Because Murder Is Wrong Funny Cat Retro Christmas Roasted Coffee

Because Murder Is Wrong Funny Cat Retro Christmas Roasted Coffee

Bring some wickedly festive cheer to your holiday mornings with this Funny Christmas Cat Retro Coffee Bag! Featuring a gloriously unimpressed black cat in a Santa hat, vintage coffee-colored stripes, and the perfectly relatable message — Because Murder Is Wrong — this design serves up equal parts caffeine and Christmas sass. Perfect for gifting to cat lovers, coffee addicts, or that one coworker who’s barely human before their first cup. The cozy, retro palette and bold typography make it a stylish addition to any kitchen counter or coffee bar. Make your holidays jolly (and just a little judgmental) — because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like caffeine and sarcasm.

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I used this for strategic brand placement in my staging photos for my interior design studio. It was absolutely brilliant and my clients loved it!!!!
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By Davie S.October 25, 2025Verified Purchase
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This was shoved in my mailbox where it was damaged, I don't like the fact that I spent this money and it wasn't delivered to my door like it should have been .

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Product ID: 256948258424414676
Created on: 10/15/2025, 12:43 AM
Rating: G