Blessed Brotherhood of Saint Party T-Shirt

"Ad maiorem Partes gloriam!" –Sanctus Partius Galliae, a Gallian monk widely renowned for his signature ales—and, later in life, for the Miracle of the Kegs and Pizzas, whereby a week-long rager was fueled by a mere 3 kegs, 5 pizzas, and a single order of Buffalo wings—the humble Saint Party hosted many a celebratory gathering in his day, only to be excommunicated near the end of his life, having told Pope Humdrum IV that he needed to “Man up and hit that funnel”. Posthumously absolved and canonized by Pope Bluto I, who personally witnessed both the Miracle of the Breakfast Burrito and the Miracle of the Bottomless Keg, Saint Party remains to this day one of the most beloved of the lesser-known (and only hazily remembered) Catholic Saints, in whose tippling honour the Blessed Brotherhood was formed. Or so the story goes. Honestly, it was a long night, and they're all pretty tired right now, and no one really knows how this whole thing got started anyway, but there you are.