Burning Sage & Dodging Accountability Tri-Blend Shirt

For the friend who “felt called” to ignore the facts. This shirt is a public service announcement to every crystal-wielding, vibe-only fortune-teller who blames Mercury for missed deadlines and “bad energy” for bad decisions. No incense cloud thick enough to hide red flags—wear this when someone says “trust the cards” but never trusts receipts. Snark level: lethal. Comfort level: dangerously wearable. Why you’ll love it (and they won’t): Roasts grifts, gurus, and tarot “truthers” with one clean hit Conversation-starter at coffee shops, sets, and family dinners Soft, durable, go-to daily tee (unisex fit, true-to-size) High-quality print that survives spin cycles and side-eye Pairs well with skepticism, boundaries, and screenshots Details Premium cotton blend, crew neck, unisex fit Sizes S–XXL (check size chart; when in doubt, size up) Care: cold wash, inside-out; tumble low; don’t iron the print (or your aura) Disclaimer (lol): This is satire. If your third eye is offended, try opening the other two. Add to cart. Wear the joke. Watch the excuses evaporate.