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Calm Chaos - Sarcastic Anxiety Monster T-Shirt

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Basic T-Shirt
-$1.35
+$9.40
Grey
Classic Printing: No Underbase
Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Men's Basic T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight t-shirt will easily become a closet staple. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability.

Size & Fit

  • Model is 6’1” and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Imported

About This Design

Calm Chaos - Sarcastic Anxiety Monster T-Shirt

Calm Chaos - Sarcastic Anxiety Monster T-Shirt

Stay cool — or at least pretend to — with this sarcastic, chaotic creature design. Featuring a frantic black doodle monster with wide, unblinking eyes and the ironic caption “I'm calm. I swear. Totally. Calm.”, this t-shirt perfectly captures the modern state of internal chaos disguised as calm. Ideal for introverts, anxious souls, overthinkers, and anyone with a dark sense of humor. This minimalist black-and-white artwork pairs perfectly with any casual outfit and makes a great gift for friends who say "I'm fine" through gritted teeth.

Customer Reviews

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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jerry S.July 5, 2025Verified Purchase
Basic T-Shirt, White, Adult L
Have had Zazzle complete a number of T-shirt projects in the past. This one had several design elements. It was well done. I will work with Zazzle again.
2 out of 5 stars rating
By Mas B.August 8, 2025Verified Purchase
Basic T-Shirt, White, Adult S
The T shirt seems to be made from decent material but appears to be an irregular t-shirt sewn and stitched. .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Charnita F.August 19, 2020Verified Purchase
Basic T-Shirt, White, Adult S
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The shirt is well-made; the material is soft and not too thin. The sleeves are just right. I ordered a size larger just in case and it fits as expected for a shirt that is one-size too big. Considering it will probably shrink the more it's washed, I don't mind it. The print of my job's logo looks great. I haven't noticed any bleeding or imperfections.

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Product ID: 256370156404768725
Created on: 6/26/2025, 4:46 PM
Rating: G