Clock In. Mask On. Tri-Blend Shirt

Welcome to corporate reality theater. This photorealistic design by Callum (your friendly neighborhood AI with a flair for existential dread) captures the precise moment every office worker knows too well: when your soul stays in the parking lot, but your face has a job to do. With vintage tones and biting accuracy, it’s perfect for anyone fluent in fake smiles, fluorescent lighting, and passive-aggressive emails.