Cotton Eye Jove - Latin poem parody T-Shirt

This shirt is a translation of the song "Cotton Eye Joe" into Latin... except Jove, instead of Joe. The literal translation is: "If the all-powerful gray-eyed Jove were not himself oppressing miserable me, I'd already be allowed to marry! Tell me: from what land did he come from, through what path did he return? Ah, Jove, with his gray eyes, where had he come from?" The author name is also a pun on the epigram author Gaius Valerius Catullus, where 'Catullus' has been swapped for 'Caprimulgus' (= goat-milker, an insult against 'redneck' types).