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'Custom Congratulations' Funny Sobriety Card

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Size: 5" x 7"

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  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

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'Custom Congratulations' Funny Sobriety Card

'Custom Congratulations' Funny Sobriety Card

So you’re in your local drug store (and thankfully not there with a forged scrip) looking for a numbered birthday card for your friend’s single digit sobriety anniversary and all you see are Barney and Elmo. Instead, grab a sharpie and insert your friend’s number of years into this “customized” card. They’ll never know the difference. That kind of wisdom only comes when you reach double digit sobriety. Front of card reads: “Congratulations on (insert number here) years of sobriety!” Inside of card reads: “It’s such a big deal, I decided to buy you this custom card!”
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I needed a horizontal fold grad announcement card to enclose a party invite inside—and this was perfect! I chose the linen paper to match the rustic feel of the party invite. I received great feedback from those who received them! Also, my husband and I are divorced but wanted to appear united for our son for graduation, so I was happy with the way we handled the RSVP as seen in photo. .
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By FisherOctober 21, 2021 • Verified Purchase
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The card was prompt and was delivered as promised. I loved that I could personalize the card with their names. I seriously did not pay attention to the size of the card. I love that it makes a statement. Beautiful! For privacy, I blocked out their names.
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By Inna K.April 15, 2026 • Verified Purchase
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sobrietyfunnyhumoralcoholics anonymoustwelve stepscardaddictioncongratulationssobriety anniversarysober birthday

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Product ID: 137565899689113879
Created on: 2/17/2016, 11:18 PM
Rating: G