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Custom Valentine Card - Not Today Cupid Raccoon

4.8 out of 5 stars rating
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: 5" x 7"

Make custom invitations and announcements for every special occasion! Choose from six curated paper types, two printing options, and six shape options to design a card that's perfect for you.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait or landscape)
  • Envelopes included but can be removed if not needed
  • High quality, full-color, full-bleed
  • Add photos and text to both sides of this flat card at no extra charge
  • Two printing options available: Standard and High-Definition
  • 6 curated paper types to choose from
  • Designer Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note that this product’s customizable design area measures 5" x 7". For best results please add 1/16" bleed.

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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Custom Valentine Card - Not Today Cupid Raccoon

Custom Valentine Card - Not Today Cupid Raccoon

Send a Valentine's card with a hilariously rebellious twist! This custom card declares "Not Today Cupid" with a playful raccoon's charm, perfect for friends, crushes, or partners with a great sense of humor. Personalize it to add your own message for a uniquely funny and affordable way to share a laugh on February 14th. ALT-Text: A humorous Valentine's Day card featuring a cute raccoon and the sassy text "Not Today Cupid."
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Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars rating80 Total Reviews
72 total 5-star reviews5 total 4-star reviews1 total 3-star reviews0 total 2-star reviews2 total 1-star reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Aubrey R.October 26, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
Very fun holiday card for introducing a new family member! The bold colors make such a nice design, and print quality was great.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By keith b.December 19, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
Very pleased with vendor. Good design for intended recipient, good colors and card stock. For my preference, future orders will be for matte stock, not glossy.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Laura H.December 15, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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We love our Christmas card this year! The color is just perfect and the quality is very nice. Our photo printed just perfectly on the card

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Product ID: 256342197798215121
Created on: 1/18/2026, 8:30 PM
Rating: G