Dad I'm So Happy Your Pull Out Game Was Weak AF Kitchen Towel

Celebrate Father’s Day—or just your existence—with the ultimate blend of savage humor and heartfelt appreciation. This hilariously edgy design says what we’re all secretly thinking: “Thanks for missing, Dad!” Perfect for those who love to roast with love, it’s the ideal gift for the unapologetically bold, the comedy kings, and anyone whose dad can take a joke. Whether you're rocking it on a t-shirt, mug, or greeting card, this design is guaranteed to get laughs, side-eyes, and maybe even a proud dad-tear (if he’s not too busy questioning his life choices). Because sometimes, the best way to say "I love you" is with a little bit of savage honesty.