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"Dancing Witch" Children's Joke Halloween Card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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"Dancing Witch" Children's Joke Halloween Card

"Dancing Witch" Children's Joke Halloween Card

Make little ghouls and goblins giggle this spooky season with our children’s Halloween greeting card featuring a cheerful witch who’s full of charm! On the cover, a lighthearted cartoon witch dances with her broom in a magical forest beneath a glowing moon, with the playful question: “Why do witches fly on brooms?” Inside, the punchline awaits: “Because… Vacuums are too heavy! Happy Halloween!” A whimsical broom illustration on a coordinating blue background ties it all together for a card that’s sweet, silly, and sure to bring smiles. Perfect for kids, classmates, trick-or-treaters, or anyone who loves a good Halloween joke.

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5 out of 5 stars rating
By B G.October 25, 2023Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Wonderful graphics and moody seasonal colors. Always good cardstock. Love the ability to personalize, I added an original poem about black cats and some personal pictures to inside. The gold interior I choose was really beautiful.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Julie K.November 3, 2023Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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The card material was of good quality and the print as well. This card was a beautiful alternative to traditional Halloween greeting cards. The card was printed with beautiful colors
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Bobbie K.October 27, 2023Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I have a very close cousin, and she is all about bunnies. Do u know how hard it is to find bunnies in Halloween cards. She loved it and called me right away. Then a family member had to give her dads ponies to a rescue when he passed away. And they have been wonderful. So I wanted a Halloween card with horses. And I ended up with both. Ver high quality and reasonably priced. Will definitely order from you again. Thank you. B. Kellihan. Great, sorry can’t send pictures bc I’ve sent cards out.

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Product ID: 256924741792564120
Created on: 9/1/2025, 1:04 PM
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