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Dead in a Ditch Valentines Day Card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

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Dead in a Ditch Valentines Day Card

Dead in a Ditch Valentines Day Card

This Valentine’s card features a soft pink background with a bold message in the center: “I’D BE DEAD in a Ditch without you.” The words “I’D BE DEAD” are large and white, while the rest is in a pretty font. Red paint-like splashes in the corners add an bold touch, and a tiny red heart replaces the dot in “Ditch.” At the bottom, “HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY” completes the look. The style is simple, modern, and a little rebellious. Perfect for sharing strong feelings with someone special.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating2.3K Total Reviews
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By Tori K.February 6, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I really loved this card a lot and it was exactly how I wanted it. .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Connie M.January 21, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Creator Review
As a designer, I love the quality of the fine paper Zazzle uses. The matte eggshell stock is heavy, feels great in the hands, and shows someone you really care to send the best. Zazzle printing does beautifully saturated color with no bleed-through on their quality card stocks.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Cute card for pumpkin spice latte fans! The printing quality is great!

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Product ID: 256180178691560479
Created on: 12/12/2025, 9:57 AM
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