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Dead in a Ditch Valentines Day Card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Dead in a Ditch Valentines Day Card

Dead in a Ditch Valentines Day Card

This Valentine’s card features a soft pink background with a bold message in the center: “I’D BE DEAD in a Ditch without you.” The words “I’D BE DEAD” are large and white, while the rest is in a pretty font. Red paint-like splashes in the corners add an bold touch, and a tiny red heart replaces the dot in “Ditch.” At the bottom, “HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY” completes the look. The style is simple, modern, and a little rebellious. Perfect for sharing strong feelings with someone special.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating2.2K Total Reviews
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By Connie M.January 21, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Creator Review
As a designer, I love the quality of the fine paper Zazzle uses. The matte eggshell stock is heavy, feels great in the hands, and shows someone you really care to send the best. Zazzle printing does beautifully saturated color with no bleed-through on their quality card stocks.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Cute card for pumpkin spice latte fans! The printing quality is great!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Bought it for my girlfriend. The quality seems nice . The quality of printing is satisfying.

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Product ID: 256180178691560479
Created on: 12/12/2025, 9:57 AM
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