Death & Taxes: The Final Write-Off T-Shirt

They say only two things in life are certain: death and taxes. Well, congratulations—you’ve finally paid them all! This macabre masterpiece is perfect for small business owners who’ve been drained dry by endless forms, surprise audits, and the cruel joke that is “self-employment tax.” Featuring a historical anatomical illustration of a man who’s clearly had one too many meetings with the IRS, this T-shirt is a darkly humorous way to express your financial despair. Soft, breathable, and—if your accountant is creative enough—maybe even deductible! Ideal for tax season, accountant visits, or just staring blankly at your profit margins.