Debate Starter, Funny Academic. Sarcastic T-Shirt

Ever wanted to wear your deepest, most impenetrable art theory thoughts on your sleeve (or, you know, your chest)? Look no further! This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a profound statement piece, guaranteed to confuse your casual acquaintances and delight your professors (maybe). Featuring a striking, abstract illustration and a caption so intellectually dense it could win a Nobel Prize in Obscurity, this tee is definitely not for your Sunday brunch. Unless, of course, your brunch involves a rigorous deconstruction of avocado toast. Wear it ironically, wear it sincerely, just don't wear it to a pool party unless you're prepared to explain "the dialectics of penetration" to a bewildered lifeguard.