Democatic Party Platform Funny Political Cat 3"x4" Magnet

Had enough of the convention and campaign drama? Want to tap into something (literally) warm and fuzzy? Buy for yourself or gift this Democatic cat magnet to show the world you've got your priorities straight. Here's the "Democatic" Party Platform: DEMOCATIC PARTY PLATFORM Create Good-Paying Jobs—To wit: Executive Box Sitting, Advanced Staring, Mouse Management, Professional Finicky Eating, Human Time Management, High-Risk Personal Hygiene, and so on. Address Climate Change—Set the thermostat to 80 degrees and leave it there. Provide Quality and Affordable Education—Send all dogs to obedience school. Permanently. Confront Global Threats—Napping overcomes aggression. Universal Health Care—Increase veterinary visits for all dogs. Protect Our Social Values--In catnip there is dignity. Restore Our Democracy—One feline, two votes. Principled Leadership—Obey the cat! For more items with this motif, see my Collection, "Passionately Patriotic."