Denver H3 Get Me A Beer T-Shirt

A few years ago I was walking in the forest when I saw this lion. It just sat there and appeared to be in pain. I noticed it had this large thorn in its paw so approached slowly and pulled it out. The lion licked my hand and ran off into the trees. One night a year later, I heard a noise on my front porch. I opened the door and saw a lion. I wasn't positive but I was pretty sure this was the same lion. He was soaking wet and freezing so I let him in. I placed a blanket on the floor in front of the fireplace and he curled up there and went to sleep. The next morning when I woke up, I saw not only was the lion gone, so was the six pack of beer that was in my refrigerator and my car was not there. I called the police and told them what happened. When they showed up at my house, instead of taking my statement, they arrested me for housing an exotic animal without a permit. Later that day when my mom came to bail me out, she was wearing this exact shirt.