Dictionary of Dog Logic: Dachshund Definition T-Shirt

For the dachshund devotee with a sense of humor! This vintage dictionary-inspired design reveals the true meaning of owning a long-haired dachshund - from their physics-defying proportions to their unmatched furniture-hogging abilities. Featuring a clean, minimalist illustration and hilariously accurate "official definition," this piece makes the perfect gift for anyone who knows the joy (and bathroom-sharing reality) of life with these majestic low-riders. Printed on quality products that will last longer than your privacy in the bathroom