Dry sense of humour eyebombing card

Spread a little googly joy! Send this eyebombing card for fun, for laughs or to cheer someone up. This card is one of a series. Enjoy it, cherish it, or send it to someone you cherish. What is eyebombing? Basically it's the 'art' if that's the right word, of sticking googly - or wiggly if you prefer - eyes onto inanimate objects; things like street furniture, to humanise them - or at least, give them a personality. If pretending to be one of the normals is doing your head in, eyebombing is for you. If Real Life is getting you down, if your personal circumstances are tough, eyebombing is for you. If you are fed up with having to pretend you are an adult for excruciatingly long periods of time, eyebombing is for you. If the seconds you have to yourself each day can be counted on one hand, eyebombing is ... you get the picture. Eyebombing is something that you can do for you and nobody else, something a little bit punk rock and yet harmless to cheer you up and even better, make others chuckle too. At the same time, you get to call yourself a 'street artist' and know that you are producing 'urban art'. You get to be out there and edgy like Banksy or someone, without all that tiresome effort of having to actually BE out there and edgy. Win win. Enjoy your card.