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Every Dish Tells a Story, Funny Personalized Kitchen Towel

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Style: Kitchen Towel 16" x 24"

Brighten up any kitchen with new kitchen towels! Made of durable poly-blend, these towels are great for drying and will look vibrant with your text, monogram, or artwork. Designed for a lifetime of use, these machine washable kitchen towels look great and clean up well, too!

  • Dimensions: 16" x 24"
  • 80% durable woven polyester/ 20% polyamide blend microfiber
  • White-colored back-side is non-customizable
  • Machine washable
  • Imported, printed in the USA
Designer Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note that this product’s customizable design area measures 16" x 24". For best results please add 5/7" bleed.

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Every Dish Tells a Story, Funny Personalized Kitchen Towel

Every Dish Tells a Story, Funny Personalized Kitchen Towel

Bring some dramatic flair (and a whole lot of sarcasm) to your kitchen with this hilariously tragic dish towel. Featuring a yellow-decorated china dinner plate sporting a heartbreakingly tearful face, this towel shares a tale of culinary neglect. The caption reads: "Every dish tells a story. This one cries neglect." — and honestly, same. Perfect for kitchens with a sense of humor, this towel can be personalized with your name, your family name, or gifted with someone else's name for a little passive-aggressive charm. Whether you’re airing your dirty dishes or your feelings, make it like you own it.
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating1.2K Total Reviews
1006 total 5-star reviews117 total 4-star reviews37 total 3-star reviews12 total 2-star reviews13 total 1-star reviews
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My photos don’t do the colors of my gorgeous kitchen towel justice. It’s absolutely beautiful! The printing is gorgeous!
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Ecstatic, Eccentric, Eclectic - Excellent, absorbent kitchen towels with vibrant designs. Excellent! Rich pure colors.
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By R.August 25, 2015 • Verified Purchase
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I didn't really know how the quality would be of this towel but after receiving it, i realized it reminded me of my very highest quality car towels, microfiber type. I just bought a new Mercedes AMG GT with suede seating that I don't want to even sit on without some sort of cover. I laid these towels on each seat...i bought two. :)lol! My German car now has two matching German imaged towels. The color and print is stunning...beyond high quality. Love them but they're really just too pretty to use for hand towels which is what i had bought them for originally! ...lol Thanks! Rich and colorful, beyond stunning color and print quality.

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Product ID: 256647891492113653
Created on: 6/3/2025, 5:24 PM
Rating: G