Everything is a conspiracy theory beach towel

Dive into plush paradise with our giant beach towel, a dreamy mix of 50% microfiber and 50% cotton that feels like a cloud against your skin! Spanning a whopping 59 inches (150cm) in diameter, this towel is the ultimate lounge pad for you and a buddy—or just sprawl solo in supreme comfort. Perfect for beach dates, park picnics, and any sun-soaked gathering with your favorite folks. And guess what? It’s super light, tipping the scales at just about 1.25 pounds (567g), so you can tote it around effortlessly, wherever your sunny adventures take you!

• Quick-drying fabric
• Excellent water absorption and dirt removal efficiency
• Sand protection feature
• Machine washable for easy cleaning