This adult card features a simple white background with a row of four yellow stars across the top. Where a fifth star would normally go, there’s a black magnifying glass icon, as if someone is taking a closer look before giving the final rating. The stars look like a classic review graphic, and the magnifying glass adds a funny twist that fits a modern romance theme. Below the icons, the card has the text “EXCELLENT GIRLFRIEND WOULD SMASH AGAIN.” The message is printed in black, all-caps block letters in a straightforward sans-serif style, centered under the stars. The contrast between the bright yellow stars and the plain background makes the joke easy to spot at a glance. It feels like a cheeky, affectionate nod to how people talk online, with a little extra love behind it