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Excelsior Gear T-Shirt
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Vivid Printing: White Underbase
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Excelsior Gear T-Shirt
"Ever Upward" (Latin: Excelsior — also translated as "Why is the rent still going up?")
In the spirit of the great state of New York and that certain "Orange-hued" institution of higher learning, we present a travel vessel that truly embodies the state motto. While others are content with the "Downward" trajectory of modern discourse, we choose to go Ever Upward. Why the Excelsior?
A Motto in Motion: Most people just put the state motto on a license plate and forget about it while stuck in Midtown traffic. We put it on a 600-foot-long floating cigar. It’s the ultimate expression of the "Empire State" mind: lofty, expansive, and technically hovering over everyone else.
Academic Lift: Our proprietary lift gas is a mixture of pure Helium and the collective sighs of graduate students. It is 14% more buoyant than standard air, though it does tend to make the captain’s voice sound slightly more pretentious.
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wore adult large and 5’9”, 110# female wore adult medium . Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Grandma wore adult large with long sleeve shirt underneath. Tall girl adult medium. Dark haired male adult large. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wearing adult large and female wearing adult medium. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back. They printed random cupcake image I downloaded from internet with no problems! Looked perfect! Front design was stock from zazzel.
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Created on: 2/19/2026, 12:14 PM
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