Famous Last Words in Roleplaying: Hungry Magnet

Your RPG Party approaches the foul beast's lair, knowing there's no way around. The ground is littered with the bones of past adventurers who failed. Hey wait. Some of those bones don't look too old. "Maybe it's not hungry!" . . . twenty minutes later, you're rolling up a new character. Oh, it was hungry. It was very very hungry. Ravenous. It's hunger knows no bounds. It's kinda funny looking back on it ... no? Oh, too soon maybe. Perhaps later.