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First Valentine Early Stage Act Normal Card

4.7 out of 5 stars rating
117 Total Reviews |
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: 5.25" x 5.25"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5.25" x 5.25"
  • High quality, full-color, full-bleed printing on both sides
  • Add personal photos and text for no additional upcharge

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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First Valentine Early Stage Act Normal Card

First Valentine Early Stage Act Normal Card

😬 Situation: It’s Valentine’s Day… but you’re still early. 🫣 Risk: Too much emotion. Too soon. 😌 Solution: This card. Calm. Controlled. Responsible. With a clean, minimalist design, this First Valentine card delivers the perfect message for new relationships: “We are still early. Act normal.” It’s funny, self-aware, and just romantic enough to acknowledge the day without triggering a feelings meeting. Ideal for couples in the “vibes are good, let’s not ruin it” phase, parents with dry humor, or anyone navigating affection cautiously and successfully. 👉 Add to cart now—because it’s early, but skipping the card would be suspicious.
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Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5 stars rating117 Total Reviews
102 total 5-star reviews8 total 4-star reviews2 total 3-star reviews1 total 2-star reviews4 total 1-star reviews
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By Karen M.April 1, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 5.5" x 7.5", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
The durability of the card stock and envelope is top notch. The printing and picture are great
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Julie B.May 6, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 5.25" x 5.25", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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Kind of fun as a square card. Very cheery-looking. Printing came out well.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Kayla S.February 26, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 5.25" x 5.25", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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Personalization was perfect! Card is a good quality paper! Colors as ordered! Great quality!

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Product ID: 256724194931128284
Created on: 1/26/2026, 9:06 AM
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