Flashes Wild Patterned Bag

Dan Flashes Wild Patterned Bag – Holds Stuff AND Confuses Onlookers This bag is so intricate, it should cost way more (but we’re feeling generous). Covered in wild, chaotic geometry, it’s perfect for carrying snacks, regrets, or more patterned things. Bonus: If someone stares at it too long, they might enter another dimension. ✔ Ridiculously bold design – louder than your inner monologue ✔ Holds your essentials (and unnecessary items, too) ✔ Guaranteed to make strangers ask, "Where’d you get that?" Sling it over your shoulder and walk with confidence—like a guy who just blew his per diem on a shirt with too many lines.