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Funny Aging Quote Tote Bag – Certified Vintage

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Impulse Tote
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Design your own tote bag to haul your belongings in style! Available in multiple sizes to fit all your lugging needs, these bags are made of 100% natural material and can be customized with your favorite pictures and text for the perfect gift or casual accessory. Versatile, trendy, and durable, this custom tote means you'll always look fashionable!

  • Dimensions: 13.5"l x 18.5"w; 5.5" deep
  • Material: 12 oz. 100% cotton canvas
  • Available in multiple color combinations
  • Print on both sides for a small upcharge
  • Recommended care instructions: Hand wash cold. Do not bleach. Lay flat to dry. Do not iron.

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Funny Aging Quote Tote Bag – Certified Vintage

Funny Aging Quote Tote Bag – Certified Vintage

Forgetfulness never looked so funny. This humorous tote bag features the quote: “Age has its advantages… too bad I can’t remember what they are.” Perfect for milestone birthdays, retirement gifts, or everyday errands, this tote adds a playful touch of self-aware humor to your daily routine. Whether you’re heading to the grocery store, library, or forgetting why you came into the room in the first place — this bag has your back (even if your memory doesn’t). Designed with bold typography, classic banner elements, and clean color contrast, it’s both eye-catching and easy to read. On the back, you’ll find a small “Certified Vintage – Limited Edition” badge for a fun, stamped finish — like a retro seal of approval. Roomy, durable, and printed edge-to-edge, this tote is ideal for gifting to parents, grandparents, coworkers, or anyone who loves a good laugh about getting older. Part of my Funny Age & Retirement Humor Collection, this bag pairs perfectly with matching mugs, keychains, and t-shirts for a complete (and unforgettable) gift set.

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4 out of 5 stars rating
By D.January 5, 2012Verified Purchase
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The quality of the tote was good. Better than I expected. I think I should of used a darker/another color for the customizing. The name did not stand out like I wanted, but the receiver absolutely loved it - so I was happy. Thank you
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Lowcountry C.September 22, 2022Verified Purchase
Impulse Tote
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Love the durable cream colored canvas and navy blue contrasted handles. Perfect for carrying my laptop and papers. Ellen. The printing is perfectly centered and readable.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By L.March 13, 2012Verified Purchase
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It has sturdy handles and is a canvas tote. It is just what I wanted for my neice to take stuff to the beach on their honeymoon!! The printing was just as pictured.

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Product ID: 256476827657312773
Created on: 8/8/2025, 10:43 AM
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