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Funny Birthday Card – Too Old for This Fire Hazard

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Size: 5" x 7"

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Funny Birthday Card – Too Old for This Fire Hazard

Funny Birthday Card – Too Old for This Fire Hazard

Getting older never looked so flammable! This hilarious birthday card features a grumpy cake overwhelmed by way too many candles — and clearly ready to call the fire department. Perfect for anyone with a great sense of humor (and a few more candles each year). 🎉 Great for friends, coworkers, siblings, or anyone who laughs at their own age. 💬 Customize the inside text to add your own personal joke or heartfelt message.
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating317 Total Reviews
287 total 5-star reviews15 total 4-star reviews6 total 3-star reviews3 total 2-star reviews6 total 1-star reviews
317 Reviews
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By Richard R.January 27, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
great card. sturdy, good print quality, lots of interesting designs to select from. The addition of uploading my photos adds a very personal touch.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By D.July 13, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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I am glad to have had the opportunity to add my input to make it just right. The printing is excellent, just as I expected!
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By Sylvia R.March 23, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
Excellent photo for my great-grandson’s 1st birthday. The paper is of great quality & the photos turned out so cute. .

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Product ID: 256027746768891300
Created on: 6/19/2025, 10:01 AM
Rating: G 
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