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Funny Christmas Blitzen Chicken Reindeer Humor Small Christmas Stocking

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Size: Christmas Stocking (9" x 16")

Stop Santa in his tracks this year with fabulous one-of-a-kind stockings. Made from bright and vividly printed polyester, these stockings are too pretty for coal. Give holiday cheer when you gift a 100% personalized stocking decorated with favorite pictures, treasured memories, cherished quotes, and more. The perfect addition to brighten any holiday mantle decor.

  • Dimension: 9" x 16"
  • Material: Available in 3 different styles; all 100% polyester
  • Sturdy sewn-in loop for hanging
  • Machine washable, lay flat to dry
  • Made in USA

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Funny Christmas Blitzen Chicken Reindeer Humor Small Christmas Stocking

Funny Christmas Blitzen Chicken Reindeer Humor Small Christmas Stocking

Everyone will wonder how you know this about one of Santa Claus's reindeer, but you're under no obligation to tell them. All you know is that Blitzen tastes just like chicken. How you arrived at that knowledge is between you and the jolly old elf and what went down that time you visited the North Pole. This darkly funny Christmas design says, "Blitzen Tastes Just Like Chicken" with the outline of a reindeer head, complete with lights strung through its antlers and a couple chicken legs. It's the perfect humorous design if you're a little anti-holiday and you love freaking out your relatives.

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars rating414 Total Reviews
339 total 5-star reviews58 total 4-star reviews9 total 3-star reviews5 total 2-star reviews3 total 1-star reviews
414 Reviews
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By A.December 17, 2020Verified Purchase
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This stocking arrived and I was in complete awe. It is so much more beautiful in person than in the photo. Such a stunning, classic stocking for our Angel babies first Christmas in heaven. My family and I will cherish this forever. The design design, colors and image quality are exactly as depicted in the photo. The fabric upgrade I selected cost a little more but definitely worth it. Everything turned out beautifully.
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By D.December 7, 2019Verified Purchase
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Perfect! Exactly what I ordered! I uploaded a picture of my blue chow, and the screen print was incredible. the back side of the stocking was the red and black checkered print. my puppy's name was also printed on the cuff of the stocking. PERFECT! Highly recommend this product! My puppy's name was screen printed onto the cuff of the stocking, the font was perfect!
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By Joanne E.December 5, 2016Verified Purchase
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I got this yesterday and I love it. The stocking came out what I wanted it to be as well as the design. This is a dream come true having my own customize stocking. Definitely, recommend it. Thanks zazzle! The print turned out really good and it is indeed a perfect gift for anyone for Christmas.

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Product ID: 256988498164494455
Created on: 10/3/2016, 10:08 PM
Rating: G