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Funny Conspiracy Theorist Not a Useless Eater T-Shirt

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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark color t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 6’2” and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

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Funny Conspiracy Theorist Not a Useless Eater T-Shirt

Funny Conspiracy Theorist Not a Useless Eater T-Shirt

This conspiracy theory shirt is perfect for those who understand the reference. It says "Not a Useless Eater." Especially good for anti communist Marxist socialist senior citizens or old people, anyone who has taken the red pill, or can see the politics behind the vaccine mandates and wishes to stay unmasked and unafraid. ----- Give one to your tin foil-hat wearing, liberty-minded patriot or citizen of Planet Earth who chooses sovereignty over slavery and wants to express independence from the control system. Show off your freedom of choice and right to life. ----- The globalist cabal call old people "Useless Eaters;" that's why they want to eliminate them. Resist and stand firm with this humorous shirt. ----- You can choose another style or color of clothing, like jacket, sweatshirt, or tank top. ----- See more humorous designs and products for conspiracy theorists and free thinkers at Freedom Conspiracy.

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By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wore adult large and 5’9”, 110# female wore adult medium . Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Grandma wore adult large with long sleeve shirt underneath. Tall girl adult medium. Dark haired male adult large. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wearing adult large and female wearing adult medium. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back. They printed random cupcake image I downloaded from internet with no problems! Looked perfect! Front design was stock from zazzel.

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Product ID: 235523266859921258
Created on: 10/12/2022, 12:49 PM
Rating: G