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Funny Customizable Anti-Valentine’s Day Card

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Size: 5" x 7"

Spread joy, share cheer, merry everything and a happy always! Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 5" L x 7" H (portrait); 7" L x 5" H (landscape)
  • High quality, full-color, full-bleed printing on both sides
  • Add photos and text for no additional charge

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
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Funny Customizable Anti-Valentine’s Day Card

Funny Customizable Anti-Valentine’s Day Card

Skip the romance and embrace the sarcasm with this hilarious Anti-Valentine’s Day card! Featuring the witty message: "Happy Valentine’s Day! Hope you and your overpriced chocolate are very happy together." this card is perfect for singles, chocolate lovers, or anyone who finds Valentine’s Day overrated. Great for friends, co-workers, or even as a joke for your significant other. Celebrate love, self-love, or just chocolate addiction with this cheeky greeting card!
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4.7 out of 5 stars rating10.1K Total Reviews
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By C.August 17, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
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It was the perfect way to wish happy Valentine’s Day. Perfect! Sharp color!
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By Y.January 9, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
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Cute Valentine’s Day card for a school friend. The printing quality is great!
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By Joe L.February 27, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
Took a great picture while in Italy and they made me a wonderful card for my wife for Valentine's Day. .

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Product ID: 256424652031959931
Created on: 1/29/2025, 7:02 AM
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