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Funny dark humour baby's first steps card
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight
Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Funny dark humour baby's first steps card
Celebrate a little one’s big milestone with this funny baby’s first steps card, perfect for any farmer’s wife or countryside family. This dark‑humour greeting card features a Pixar‑style 3D baby wearing farm boots, a flat cap, and a tiny waistcoat, drinking milk from a bottle while proudly holding a pitchfork beside Victorian farm machinery.
The card includes a fully customisable slogan, currently written in playful Victorian‑style prose congratulating the baby on taking their first steps — and cheekily suggesting the cherub is now ready to muck out the pigs.
Ideal for parents who love farming humour, rustic life, or quirky milestone cards, this design makes a memorable keepsake for celebrating a baby’s first steps with a unique, countryside twist.
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By Julie B.January 22, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Designing the product was fairly easy.
Colors were pretty— would have like a little richer. Also would have like to be able to edit All parts I wanted to.— some of the pre-printed text was unusually small for some reason. Some colts too light and too small , as noted above
5 out of 5 stars rating
By J.April 17, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Card is so cute and customizable. On Zazzle I can always find exact card needed for occasion. It is nice that I can add cute pictures to the inside of card from Zazzle’s “clip art.”. Printing was excellent! They loved that card was printed just for them.
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By Suzanne G.April 1, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
The grandparents-to-be card came quickly, looks great, & says exactly what we needed to say. Thank you!
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Product ID: 256331252661961799
Created on: 1/12/2026, 10:44 PM
Rating: G
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